parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
OMG WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS ONE
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you
When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference
Maybe if you shut the fuck up, we’d be cruising /
And you wouldn’t be sitting, boohooing ‘bout your bruises
some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
and my parents wonder why i ended up like this
do you see my childhood role model
the greatest man alive
Steve and his stripes were my JAM on sick days.
My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing. We were interrupted by this..
IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE
me huntin for the booty
me sneakin up on the booty
me when i get the booty
I MADE THIS AT 2:30 AM PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT
i have an idea for a website:
alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever
we make this website.
and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))
and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS
LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN
PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING
this person was 1 second away from not having a 187 thousand note post
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.